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From toilet troubles to too much sex, how isolating with a new love can go VERY wrong – The Sun, Thesun.co.uk

From toilet troubles to too much sex, how isolating with a new love can go VERY wrong – The Sun, Thesun.co.uk

ROMANTIC walks, a snuggle front of the TV and hours of tantric sex make lockdown with a new love sound idyllic.

It is so appealing that Kate Beckinsale shacked up with her rocker boyfriend Goody Grace despite only meeting in January.

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 Olly Murs has asked Amelia Tank to move in permanently after their isolation together

Olly Murs has asked Amelia Tank to move in permanently after their isolation together
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 Jack Whitehall is on lockdown with new flame Roxy Horner

 Olly Murs has asked Amelia Tank to move in permanently after their isolation together Jack Whitehall is on lockdown with new flame Roxy Horner  Olly Murs has asked Amelia Tank to move in permanently after their isolation together Credit: Darren Fletcher – The Sun

Her former fling Jack Whitehall is on lockdown with new flame Roxy Horner, while Olly Murs has asked Amelia Tank to move in permanently after their isolation together.

Here LYNSEY CLARKE looks at the reality of isolating with a new bed-mate.

UNWELCOME RASHES

WITH no work to get to, you can quite literally have sex at any time of the day.

You are all over each other like a rash, or is that your bikini line that’s red raw and bumpy?

despite seeming idyllic, the reality of isolating with a new bed-mate can be far from ideal  Olly Murs has asked Amelia Tank to move in permanently after their isolation together Credit: Getty Images – Getty

.  Olly Murs has asked Amelia Tank to move in permanently after their isolation together Kate Beckinsale is shacked up with her rocker boyfriend Goody Grace despite only meeting in January : Credit: BackGrid Usually, when you start a new relationship, you get yourself a salon-fresh hollywood every three weeks, you’re as smooth as your Tinder chat-up lines.

But with just your trusty Gillette Venus razor to rely on, your groin area looks like a plucked chicken thigh, only with more in-grown hairs.

A friend of mine has been watching Boogie Nights to reintroduce her new bloke to the natural look.

If it works for Heather Graham, it can work for you.

TOILET TROUBLES  Jack Whitehall is on lockdown with new flame Roxy Horner

If you are not familiar with the dawn chorus, you should be. When you hear it, take this as a cue to brush your teeth (avoiding that awkward morning breath moment) and while you’re there, do your early morning number two, too.

Usually, it’s months or even years into a relationship before toilet habits are discussed, so unless you are a celeb with a dozen bathrooms in your pad, familiarise yourself with these other toilet tricks too.

 Olly Murs has asked Amelia Tank to move in permanently after their isolation together Avoiding that awkward morning breath moment and brush your teeth (Credit: Getty Images – Getty If you can’t bring yourself to use some of that treasured loo roll as a silencer, then try the shower and steam technique. Your new man won’t hear – or smell – a thing. CONTRACEPTION QUANDARY  Jack Whitehall is on lockdown with new flame Roxy Horner

The last thing you want in a new relationship is not to be able to have sex. But with a global shortage of condoms, after one of the world’s largest manufacturers had to shut up shop due to Covid – 192, this prospect is not beyond the realms of possibility.

You don’t want to be part of the lockdown baby boom (here’s betting one of the top ten names for new kids in is Corona.

(there is a global shortage of condoms after one of the world’s largest manufacturers had to shut up shop due to Covid – Credit: Getty Images – Getty

So be organized because getting hold of other means of contraception might not be. as easy as you think during social distancing.

A colleague had to order a blood pressure kit from Amazon just so she could get a Pill prescription from the GP rather than go into her surgery.  Avoiding that awkward morning breath moment and brush your teeth

TOO MUCH TOO SOON

By the same token, don’t overdo it when it comes to love-making.

We get it – what else is there to do with all these extra hours?

Don’t overdo it when it comes to love-making – no one wants to use their once-daily exercise to trek to the pharmacy for cystitis sachets

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There is only so many crosswords or poetry recitals two can endure before things. get a little tedious, and you’re not quite at that “we’re

OK with silences ”stage.

But no one wants to use their once-daily exercise to trek to the pharmacy for cystitis sachets or a packet of Canesten, do they?

 Jack Whitehall is on lockdown with new flame Roxy Horner CENTER OF ATTENTION

Neighbors love to keep a watchful eye on things, and if your lockdown lover has moved in since the restrictions came into force, or comes and goes between his and your house (this should not be happening but anecdotal evidence says it is), then there will be a nimby who cannot wait to call the local police station.

You don’t want to be the subject of the local gossip. My advice? Once in, stay in, come what may.

OFFICE ALTER EGOS

Before lockdown, your work lives were pretty separate. You knew he did something in finance, or was it computers? It didn’t matter.

Now all of a sudden he’s listening to you moan non-stop to your colleagues about your boss, and he’s making loud Zoom calls where he talks about reaching out, synergising and having thought showers.

Make sure to keep apart during working hours if you want to stay sane (Credit: Getty Images – Getty

Here’s a thought – stick to separate rooms between the hours of nine and five if you ever want this fledgling relationship to last.

(WORKING OUT)

Let’s face it, the majority of us do not look like Olly Murs’s bodybuilder girlfriend Amelia Tank in our Lycra, and we certainly don’t move like her when doing our daily (OK, weekly) workouts.

Thankfully, until now, your new beau has not seen your unsightly attempts to squat, lunge, plank or burpee.

The majority of us do not look like Olly Murs’s bodybuilder girlfriend Amelia Tank in our Lycra
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But come lockdown, in order to avoid blubber belly or a dodgy back, you’re hopping around to Joe Wicks of a morning together. You’ve got to laugh or you’ll cry, right?  Avoiding that awkward morning breath moment and brush your teeth

THE LITTLE THINGS  Jack Whitehall is on lockdown with new flame Roxy Horner

In normal times, couples gradually get to know each other and learn to accept, maybe even appreciate, each other’s annoying habits.

They provide quality material for wedding speeches, at least. But suddenly, he’s elbow-deep in your dirty make-up wipes, his bed sheets are covered in fake tan and he’s making comments about how often you speak to your mum.

If you make it through lockdown, you can endure anything together
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 Olly Murs has asked Amelia Tank to move in permanently after their isolation together

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Meanwhile, every room is adorned with his tea-stained cups, he’s in yesterday’s boxers until 3pm, and you cannot understand how anyone can be on PlayStation for seven hours straight.

If you make it through this, you can endure anything together.

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