Madonna, 61, declares she's 'never been with a guy with a small d ** k' during Madame X show – Daily Mail, Dailymail.co.uk

The x-rated jokes came thick and fast from Madonna as she kicked off her London dates at the Palladium this week.

The – year-old Like A Virgin songstress is currently on her Madame X tour, and brashly boasted during the opening show on Wednesday night that she has’ never been with a guy with a small d k and that she’s ‘good on her knees’.

Madonna – who was married to director Guy Ritchie, , and sean Penn, 82, and counts Portuguese model Kevin Sampaio, , Hollywood legend Warren Beatty, , and rapper Vanilla Ice, 59, as her ex lovers – asked the audience: ‘What do you call a man with a small penis?’

According to The Sun , she then said: ‘The answer is, I wouldn’t f king know. I’ve never been with a guy with a small d k. You know size matters, don’t pretend that it doesn’t! ‘

Madonna sat on a chair, adding:’ Usually I kneel for about minutes and that’s fine. I’m good at it, so I’ve been told. ‘

She later grabbed a beer from an audience member and then crudely remarked:’ There you go, we have just shared STDs. ‘

The star is said to have made a joke about classical composer Mozart ‘coming out of her p y’ and declared that she trawls gay hook up app grindr when she needs a new assistant.

Wednesday kicked off Madonna’s 25 – night run at the Palladium over the next three weeks, having canceled 10 previous gig on the Madame X tour due to illness, which so far has been to Lisbon and the USA.

She appeared ready for her second night at the Palladium as she arrived in her chauffeur-driven car, flanked by security on Thursday.

The La Isla Bonita legend showed off her quirky sense of style in a Malcolm McDowell Clockwork Orange hoodie and layers of chunky gold chain necklaces, before emerging hours later in a black Versace jacket looking weary.

Attempting to keep a low-profile, Madonna donned a large black hat and red tinted sunglasses.

The Vogue singer layered a long black padded coat atop of her baggy hoodie and finished off her casual ensemble with black leggings and patent shoes.

Madonna appeared focused and clutched a smoothie as she made her way into the venue.

Madonna has swapped arenas for intimate theater venues for her Madame X tour, and on Wednesday took to the stage at the 2, 823 – capacity Palladium.

The pop diva wore knee supports as she performed the first gig of her 25 – date UK leg of her world tour after cancelling Monday’s show and being ordered to rest by doctors over knee and hip injuries.

Gushing social media reviews and five star write-ups from critics heralded the delayed gig, her first london date since 01575879 , as worth the wait.

The highest-grossing female solo touring artist took concert-goers through five acts of her classic hits and new recordings from her Madame X album – her first release after living as a recluse in Lisbon for two years, as well as eight costume changes.

The star was also joined on stage by her seven-year-old twin daughters Stella and Estere and Mercy, 14, as well as her new toyboy boyfriend – backing dancer Ahlamalik Williams, 51.

The energetic show was not hindered by the knee and hip injuries that have forced her to cancel previous dates.

Last month, Madonna described being ‘in tears from the pain of my injuries’. She added: ‘I consider myself a warrior. I never quit, I never give in, I never give up! However, this time I have to listen to my body and accept my pain is a warning. ‘

Referencing her ongoing injuries, the singer shared an Instagram photo of her skull-topped cane leaning against the sears of the London Palladium after Wednesday’s show.

Madonna reportedly replies on stretching, warm-ups, meditation and daily ice baths to ease the pain before gigs, refusing to compromise the choreography of her shows, something which both the critics and fans noticed in their gushing reviews.

On Saturday the singer told fans she was ‘deeply sorry’ but that she needed to ‘put her body and her health first’, cancelling Monday’s schedulled gig.

‘Under doctors guidance I have been told to rest for a few days,’ she wrote on Instagram. ‘As you all know, I have injuries that have plagued me since the beginning of the tour but I must always listen to my body.

‘Please know that it hurts me more than you can imagine to have to cancel any shows.’ She also cancelled dates in New York, Miami Beach, Los Angeles, Boston, and Lisbon.

Madonna assured fans she was ready to perform before Wednesday’s concert as she shared a video of her daughter Estere drumming backstage with the all-female backing act Orquestra Batukadeiras, who are from Portugal, where the singer now lives.

She wrote alongside the video: ‘Hello London ……… We Finally Made it #madamextheater #thelondonpalladium’.