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The funniest Cats movie reviews as critics and fans savage new film – The Sun, Thesun.co.uk

The funniest Cats movie reviews as critics and fans savage new film – The Sun, Thesun.co.uk


REVIEWS are in for the Cats movie – and Taylor Swift and the rest of the cast might want to look away now.

The £ million film, which arrives in cinemas tomorrow, has received ahilariously brutal panningwith one critic calling it “the worst thing to happen to cats since dogs. “

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Critics were in hysterics over Taylor Swift’s furry ‘cat boobs’: Credit: AP: Associated Press

Starring James Corden, Judi Dench, Idris Elba and even Jason Derulo – who are transformed by special effects into eerie cats with human faces – it prompted reviewers to get their claws out.

The Sun’s Jamie Eastadvised cinema-goers to “watch with copious amounts of meow-meow” before branding it: “Ludicrous, pointless and simply not good enough.”

And that was just the start of the slating, with viewers cringing at Taylor “shaking her cat boobs” and calling the musical a “terrifying and visceral trainwreck”.

Here, we’ve rounded up the very funniest reviews from Cats’ mauling by movie-goers today …

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Judi Dench appears as Old Deuteronomy but even she couldn’t save the film Credit: AP: Associated Press

“Like the creator of the Annoying Orange videos on YouTube won the lottery and hired a cast of people he’d like to see falter. “

The Sun

“It’s an all-time disaster – a rare and star-spangled calamity which will leave jaws littered across floors and unemployed agents.”

Daily Telegraph

“Unless you’re on strong mind-altering substances while you’re watching the film, you will either be baffled or bored by this pseudo-religious nonsense.” ************************** (BBC **************************

“My eyes are burning. Oh God, my eyes.”

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Francesca Hayward as Victoria and Robbie Fairchild as Munkustrap************Credit: AP: Associated Press*********************************************

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********** (9) ***************************Jennifer Hudson’s Grizabella pops up from behind a bin(Credit: AP: Associated Press

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“Truly, at times, it was like watching a horror film. Rebel removes her skin. As baddie Macavity, a trilby-wearing Idris Elba reminded me of Freddie Kruger … It’s overwhelmingly weird. “

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‘There are moments when this film seems not so much an adaptation of a nonsense classic as a horror story, nearly as obscene as the Human Centipede. “

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“And then Idris Elba comes on as McCavity, (A boomy-voiced villain in anyone’s book). There’s a prominent gap in his penis locality. I honestly did … well … know where to look.” (****************************************The Guardian, attempting Cats- style poetry

“I am not a cat person. After watching this frankly mortifying film adaptation of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s Cats, I’m not altogether sure I am a movie person anymore either.” ************************************RTE

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**************** (9) ************Francesca Hayward prances around in a graveyard in Cats(Credit: Universal Pictures / Supplied by LMK ****************)

“A boondoggle of terrible source material mixed with direction so poor the Academy should repossess Tom Hooper’s Best Director Oscar. Watching Cats makes you feel like you’re Slowly going insane. “

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“Why does Jason Derulo attempt a cockney accent? Why is there a troupe of dancing cockroaches? Why do the breakdancing cats – yes, there are breakdancing cats – wear trainers? Why is there a tail dance that looks unfailingly like synchronized erections? “

Empire

“Cats is the worst thing to happen to cats since dogs. A terrible musical.”

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“Cats is destined to go down in glorious infamy … How do you react to Idris Elba throwing off his coat to reveal a set of rippling cat abs? What do you do when Taylor Swift starts shaking her cat boobs, while sprinkling catnip into an enraptured crowd? “

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(9) ************The cast of the movie pose at a photocall in London last week(Credit: PA) *****************************

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Taylor Swift appeared at another event to promote the movie in New YorkCredit: AFP or licensors

“I have been processing this movie for the last 24 hours trying to understand anything as terrifying and visceral a train wreck as Cats. “

 The cast of the movie pose at a photocall in London last weekGizmodo**************

“A viewing experience so stressful that it honestly brought on a migraine.”

Robbie Collin on Twitter

“History books of the future will tell of the twin disasters in December 649102. The first, the Labor Party’s results in a pivotal general election. The second, Cats. ”**********************Prospectcrowbars in some politics

Taylor Swift stuns at Cats premier with fellow stars on red carpet ahead of ‘creepy’ musical’s release

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