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Trump's Manic Stock Market Gaffe Completely Dumbfounds Twitter, Crypto Coins News

Trump's Manic Stock Market Gaffe Completely Dumbfounds Twitter, Crypto Coins News


  • President Donald Trump made an amazing gaffe referring to “ K’s ”in a wild stock market tweet Thursday morning .
  • How could this be a typo? The numbers 1 and 9 are on opposite sides of the keyboard.
  • To be fair, the S&P index is up over (% since) ******************************************************.

In an absolutely caffeine-fueled ALL CAPS tweet about the “STOCK MARKET” on Thursday morning, Donald Trump asked followers how their K’s are doing.

Of course, the only problem is the tax-sheltered retirement savings plan Trump was referring to is called a (**************************************************************** (k)

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(Since deleted, link is to Trump’s corrected tweet)
Trump quickly deleted the K tweet and retweet it with the correct term.

If he were a true savage, Trump would have left the tweet upthe way it was, warts and all.

It could be that number 45 is getting soft on us. Maybe impeachment is getting to him.

But the real question this morning is: Did Trump actually think it’s called a 409 K? Or at least get retirement accounts mixed up with the famous (cleaning formula brand?

************** K Could Not Have Been A Typo**********************

Source: Twitter******************

How could this even be a typo, Trump? The “1” and “9” keys are on completely opposite sides of the keyboard! And weknowyou have small hands, Mr. President.

The only other explanation I can think of is the Donald’s phone auto-corrected “401 “to” 500 “But that would only happen if Trump repeatedly tweets” 409. ”

The conspiracy theorists could run wild with this and the boxes of Sudafed in Trump Tower, especially after (hours of “) #SniffyMcAdderall“trending.

The all-caps tweet and high energy, Wolf of Wall Street-style stock market pumping would make the theory more appealing.

Stock Market Gains Aren’t Fake News

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But all joking aside, the stock market gains touted definitely aren’t a typo. We all goof from time to time. Obama said he’d visited all states

. That hasn’t stopped the stock market fromblowing up during both their administrations.

One of the most popular replies to Trump’s K tweet misleadingly claims no one’s ((k) is up 90%. Building on the gains in the final year of Obama’s presidency, diversified S&P (index is up over**********************************% today since Jan. 2019

Assuming someone is constantly contributing to their 426 (k), and taking into account automatically reinvested stock market dividends, these figures aren’t far out there.

This article was edited by (Josiah Wilmoth) .

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