Twitter is Losing its S% # Over This $ 4 Million Golden Toilet, Crypto Coins News

                                                                                 

                        

Golden toilets don’t come around very often, so when they go missing, people talk about it. Italian artistMaurizio Cattelanbuilt the toilet he calls “America.” In true American fashion, somebody stole it. If that wasn’t American enough, it’s now trending on Twitter.

WATCH THE THRONE: Thieves in England pulled off an 18 K robbery, stealing a golden toilet from the birthplace of Winston Churchillpic.twitter.com/ h0GeLLHMpu

– Bloomberg TicToc (@tictoc)September 14, 2019

The toilet lived inBlenheim Palace, the birthplace of Winston Churchhill. Attendees could book three minutes of private time with the 18 – karat gold commode . That time is valuable as the toilet is reportedly worth around $ 4 million. Early this morning, burglars ripped the toilet from the wall, causing “significant flooding.” While it’s difficult to find compassion for anyone who loses a golden toilet, it’s pretty easy to appreciate the humor.

Hilarious Reactions

Twitter was in rare form this Saturday. Users from around the world were trying to break the internet with their hot takes on the lavish potty. Some of them were hilarious. Tweeter @carlinspace madecnn.comlook silly with his interpretation of their headline. *************

Burying the lede that Winston Churchill was born in a golden toilethttps://t.co/CaDrBSeFVP

– Carl Garcia (@carlinspace)September 14, 2019

People loved their “nothing to go on” jokes:

Local police say they have nothing to go on…# goldentoiletpic. twitter.com/vqIYpRlokG

– EO Higgins (@eohiggins)September 14, 2019

The Police have nothing to go on

– MMM 007 ™, Esq. @Meloney 007) (September) , 2019

But not quite as much as they loved their “flush” puns:

So a golden toilet has been stolen… .. think the police are trying to flush out the suspectpic.twitter.com/ocknY5Ie7z

– Edward j. nigma (@EdNigma 558)September 14, 2019

Shit happens, but I’m sure the police will flush them out

– KEV ⚒ (@kev 1931) (September) , 2019

“WRITE IT! THE THIEF OF THE GOLDEN TOILET HAS BEEN FLUSHED OUT! ”pic.twitter. com / CvnGBXOm9B

– SirBrianCannonHunter (@TheCannonHunter)September 14, 2019

One suspect kept coming up:

Police have issued a photo of the person they wish to interview in connection with the# BlenheimPalaceToilettheft.pic.twitter.com/TAgYojWi30

– Greg Campbell (@GregCampbell 15) (September) , 2019

Check the White House

– Cory Papineau (@Iam_Canadian) (September) , 2019

And his son:

Someone needs to tell Eric that this will not make daddy love him.https://t.co/ 38 Dk8BJ0an

– Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) (September) , 2019

British author Neil Gaman tried to remove himself from the suspect list:

For the record I would like to make it clear that I had nothing to do with the theft of the Golden Toilet from Blenheim Palace. My presence here is purely coincidental. I did not take it nor do I currently know…https://t.co/egBOaypMPm

– Neil Gaiman (@neilhimself) (September) , 2019

Whoever smelt it dealt it, Neil.

Suspect in Custody

While the golden toilet is still missing, police haveone suspectin custody. Detectives arrested and questioned a 66 – year-old man believed to be part of the two-vehicle operation. Cattelan told theNew York Times,

“I want to be positive and think the robbery is a kind of Robin Hood-inspired action.”

If nothing else, perhaps this cansettle the debateon whether bitcoin is a better store of value than gold. Nobody has ever stolen a toilet made out of digital currency.

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