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South Africa v England: first Test, day two – live! – The Guardian, Theguardian.com

South Africa v England: first Test, day two – live! – The Guardian, Theguardian.com


Kim Thonger drops us a line.

Tanya, In the present dire circumstances might we consider giving Jolyon Maugham a run in the England top order? He’s clearly a man who knows how to get more than an outside edge on the object he’s trying to hit.

Ahem.

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A double-change, as Anrich Nortje is thrown. the ball and Rabada retreats for a rest. Nortje has a look of a young Hansie Cronje, just less swarthy. It turns out he’s not in the habit of handing out freebies either, and the speedometer is up there at Rabada pace. Root squeezes a four off his final ball, but not with a great deal of confidence.

************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************ th over: England – 2 (Denly 1, Root 6)England’s agony is briefly lifted as Pretorius replaces Philander . But Denly’s luck stretches on after he pushes forward at Pretorius and the ball narrowly misses popping back onto the stumps.

************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** (th over: England) ******************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** – 2 (Denly 1, Root 6)Oooh, Denly survives as an outside edge is dropped by van der Dussen at first slip. He’s standing well back and the ball somehow popped out of his hands, low to the ground. Rabada puts his head in his hands. And three balls later, with an awkward prod, Denly is off the mark at last, after 32 balls.

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th over: England – 2 (Denly 0, Root 6)I’m quite impressed by Denly’s sang froid. He’s now gone 26 balls without scoring, without looking either too jumpy or too desperate. Here he manages a calm (ish) leg-bye, and potters up to the other end. And that’s Philander’s fifth maiden.

Good morning Tanya,************** writes Simon McMahon.I hope you are well, and had a merry Christmas. Thanks to you and all the OBO team for your sterling work in bringing us cricket from around the world.

‘If the Boxing Day Tests are to be put on hold while we work out how to save the planet, maybe Scotland could host one, at the end of January? A day / nighter perhaps, with whiskey for drinks? Balaclavas on top of helmets. And an extra jumper of course. All traditions have to start somewhere … ”

In all seriousness, I think high up in the northern hemisphere is the place to be. And cricket in the highlands in winter would mean, of course, no midges as well as the bonus whiskey chaser. (is that a thing?)

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9th over: England – 2 (Denly 0, Root 6). )Root survives the final two balls of the over.

An email pings in from Tom Dunn.Good morning Tanya.

Good morning Tom!

England’s trepidation-inspiring top order might be getting a painful working over but there’s no need to take it out on Burglar Bill: While he may have stolen Burglar Betty’s baby (in the big brown box with little holes in it), it was Betty who subsequently broke into Bill’s house.

I think an apology might be in order.

Oh dear. Sorry Tom, sorry Bill, sorry Betty.

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8.4 overs: England

************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** – 2 (Denly 0, Root 6). A sigh of relief, as Root kisses a four through the covers, but respite is brief. He’sthen has to perform some kind of pike leap, cut in half by a bouncer that rises off the pitch. Ye gods, then Rabada sends one short, and Root heads the ball off the top of his helmet to the boundary for four. And as Root is checked for concussion, they take DRINKS.

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8th over: England

– 2 (Denly 0, Root 2) Denly,********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** balls Without scoring, is batting well out of his crease to Philander. Philander dangles the ball at various lengths, but Denly holds his nerve. Four overs, four maidens for Philander.

@ TuneInand also on Facebook. Irreverent, well informed, experienced, and funny. (December) ****************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************, ********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** (3) ********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** amEST(******************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************:WICKET! Sibley c de Kock b Rabada 4

Oh dear. Sibley gets a sniff at a rocket slightly wide of the stump and pushes slightly desperately at it. He’s given not out but South Africa review straight away. Sibley then starts walking, but Denly calls him back, but Reiffel tells him to keep walking. Confusion a-go-go. Anyway, he’s out.

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4th over: England 12 – 1 (Denly 0, Sibley 0)Replays show the ball nicked Burns’s thumb as it went past. Such a peach from Philander, whose skills with the ball are pseudo-magical, especially against left-handers. Denly successfully plays out the rest of the over.

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Burns falls to his very first ball from Philander, a beauty, that rockets up from nowhere and Burns dutifully nibbles away.

1st over: England 6-0 (Burns 4, Sibley 0)And just as it was in the South African innings, so it nearly was in the England innings. Rabada sent down a very full ball, that shaped in and Burns looked as if he’d got a tickle, he turned immediately to see the ball fall into de Koch’s gloves. He was given out on the field but, hesitatingly reviews, and it seems the noise was a foot or a glove. Not out. His working over continues for the rest of the over as Rabada sends down two no balls at top speed and hits him on the hip as he awkwardly twists. Advantage Rabada.

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Four wickets each for Broad and Sam Curran. Let’s see what Philander and Rabada have up their sleeve. Rob Key has just suggested that Philander is similar to Darren Stevens …

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Just a sniff short of the they were hoping for, we are about to see how good a score this is. Sibley, Denly, Burns – a top three to inspire what? Confidence? Trepidation? Lying down in a dark room? Another mince pie?

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Philander reviews the most obvious caught behind since Burglar Bill broke into Burglar Betty’s house, for reasons currently inexplicable. And that’s that.

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th over: South Africa – 9 (Philander

****************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************, Nortje 0) Sam Curran is on the prowl for his fifth wicket, it would be his first Test five-fer. Nortje, not completely convincingly, survives the last four balls of the over.

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